hiSTYR OF T HE CLAN

IT BEGAN A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO.

A DEADLY BEAST CALLED INU CAME OUT OF NOWEHRE AND WRECKED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, DESTORYING EVERTHIN WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE

YES, EVEN SUPERNATURAL

ONCE THE RIEGN OF INU WAS OVER, ALL THE REMIANING FELINES THAT MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE RAGING SHIT STORM RAN OFF INTO THE FOREST(S) LIKE THE LIL PUSSIES THEY WERE

IT WAS A NEW START 4 THE CATS, THEIR MENTAL CAPACITY QUICKLY DIMINISHED AND WAS REPLACED WITH UTTER STUPIDITY

ONE DAY A STUPID CUNT CALLED PEPSI WANDERED AROUND THE FOREST HIGH ON LSD BEFORE SPOTTING A FALLEN HELICOPTER   WITH A TWOLEG INJURED BESIDE IT, THIS TWOLEG WAS MOTHERFUCKING OBAMA

THINKING IT WAS FOOD, PEPSI GRABBED HIS DINING EQUIPMENT AND DOVE A FORK STRAIGHT INTO THE PRESIDENT'S ROTTING BODY ONLY FOR A BEAM OF RAINBOWS TO SUDDENLY FLY OUT

WITHIN THOSE COLORFUL GLOWING BEAMS WAS THE PRESIDENTS FREAKIN SPIRIT AND TOLD THE DRUG INDUCED CAT TO GATHER ALL THE FELINES IN THE FOREST AND START A GANG BECAUSE HE WAS THEIR GOD AND CUS HE FUKIN SAID SO

WITH THAT PEPSI RAN AS FAST AS SONIC AND KIDNAPPED ALL THE LAZY POT HEADS AND MANAGED TO CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN HIS GANGY GANG, THUS CREATING LOSERCLAN.

A NEW ERA OF WARRIOR PUSSIS BEGAN THAT DAY AND WOULD FOREVER BE A ENDLESS SHIT STORM OF DRUGS AND CHAOS

tHE END FUKERS.